Sunday, August 1, 2010

Wanted Ad

Wanted:
A lawyer.
Job Description:
Let my apartment know that lowering rent without informing loyal residents does not bode well for future lease signings.
Pay:
Non-existant
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Wanted:
A live-in veterinarian.
Job Description:
Monitoring my cat 24/7 for signs of lowered appetite; acquiring urine samples; force feeding and administering pills. Is not needed for cuddling or playing-he has a mom for that, DUH.
Pay:
Never. Not a cent.

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Wanted:
A mechanic
Job Description:
Checking my tires for low air so the driver is not flagged down on highways by concerned passers-by on a regular basis. Fix hole in the bumper from recent fender-bender. Make my car smell like cinnamon rolls at all times.
Pay:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH...hehe....ha. No.

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All interested candidates apply... immediately.

(And, I'm sorry I wrote the word urine in this post.)

2 comments:

  1. Hey Lindsay, I'm a new follower of your blog and thought I'd leave a little comment to say hey!
    I am IN LOVE with your blog design- too cute! and look forward to reading more of your blog! (:
    -Jessica

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  2. Hi Jessica! Thanks so much for stopping by! And, the blog was designed by Kelly at www.fabulouskcreative.com. She's awesome!

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