*Crackle Crackle*
I'm blogging from the depths of the jungle. I left Tulsa at 5:30pm... and somehow, I crossed the ocean and I'm deep in the heart of the Amazon.
This land has a deep hatred for all things AT&T. Cellular service is forbidden.
I hear there is a lake here, but I have yet to see it in the pitch black.
All I can hear are chirps. From voracious insects of every species, I suspect.
We have electricity... but for how long, no one knows.
Send help immediately.
Oh, and margaritas.
*Crackle Crackle*
I don't think you need anymore margaritas.. You've been sippin "the juice" already.
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