Thursday, July 1, 2010

*Crackle Crackle*

*Crackle Crackle*

Hello?  Is anyone out there?

I'm blogging from the depths of the jungle. I left Tulsa at 5:30pm... and somehow, I crossed the ocean and I'm deep in the heart of the Amazon.

This land has a deep hatred for all things AT&T.  Cellular service is forbidden.

I hear there is a lake here, but I have yet to see it in the pitch black.

All I can hear are chirps.  From voracious insects of every species, I suspect.

We have electricity... but for how long, no one knows.

Send help immediately.

Oh, and margaritas.

*Crackle Crackle*

1 comment:

  1. I don't think you need anymore margaritas.. You've been sippin "the juice" already.


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