Hello? Is anyone out there?
I'm blogging from the depths of the jungle. I left Tulsa at 5:30pm... and somehow, I crossed the ocean and I'm deep in the heart of the Amazon.
This land has a deep hatred for all things AT&T. Cellular service is forbidden.
I hear there is a lake here, but I have yet to see it in the pitch black.
All I can hear are chirps. From voracious insects of every species, I suspect.
We have electricity... but for how long, no one knows.
Send help immediately.
Oh, and margaritas.